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[20 Jan 2004|10:28pm] |
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I, Celeste Q. Kittan, would like to declare my candidacy for president of that silly Union thingy you humans have. If elected, I promise federally subsidized fur mice for everyone, as well as sunshine-filled windows in which to take naps. We will continue our war against the Evil Disappearing Red Dot, which must be conqured for national security. Thank you and good night.
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| underage pussy |
[20 Oct 2003|10:05pm] |
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Maybe some of you don't believe that I am the cutest kittan EVAR. Well, check out these shots of me. I should warn you that I am not even wearing a collar, so don't look at these at work. I had loads of fun posing for these pictures!
( Hot Kitty Action! )
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| humans are weird |
[08 Oct 2003|11:14am] |
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![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) eeyorerin is here. She sneezes a lot whenever she comes to visit me. I try to make her feel better by sitting on her head. She says that's very helpful (in between sneezes). This morning I wanted to go watch the birds, but the silly humans were sleeping on my bird watching space. They really don't like it when you tickle their heads with your tail. Humans are weird. I'm glad I'm a kitty. Ooh, eeyorerin brought a big bulky thing with her! It must be a new scratching post! And there's all these things in it that have no cat fur on them! Today is going to be a busy day. Mrow!
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[29 Sep 2003|06:46pm] |
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xmurf is the meanest human ever. He won't let me sit on the workbench, which has all sorts of toys that make pretty noises when I whack them onto the floor. Doesn't he know that everything in the apartment is a cat toy? You'd think he owned those tools or something. And he won't let me lick his nose, and he keeps leaaaaving me to go to somewhere called "work" or on these things called "dates." And I bet he lost the big shiny dot making thing, too. Come back, shiny dot! I want to chase you.
I'm going to run away and join the circus. Or maybe I'll come live with you. You'd give a home to a Very Cute Kittan such as myself, wouldn't you?
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[12 Sep 2003|11:31am] |
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I haven't updated in a while. I've been too busy being traaaaaagic. I found another kitty who's almost as tragic as I am. His name is Choo-Choo Bear.
xmurf keeps trying to make me move away from the computer whenever I sit in front of the monitor or walk on the keyboard. Doesn't he know I'm just trying to talk to my friend? He says he's going to trade me in for an IR-transparent kitty. Then I lick his nose. That always makes him happy.
Do you have any questions for me? How about fur mice? I like fur mice. Mine keep disappearing into the Dark Land Behind The Door. It's very tragic and sad.
Meow!
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